30 8 / 2013

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

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30 8 / 2013

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30 8 / 2013

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30 8 / 2013

30 8 / 2013

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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30 8 / 2013

twerking-ravioli:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

Let’s shed some light on the situation, shall we?

twerking-ravioli:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

Let’s shed some light on the situation, shall we?

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30 8 / 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fantasticladyfox:
Alfie the goat took a trip to the vets in my car today, along with three hedgehogs!

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fantasticladyfox:

Alfie the goat took a trip to the vets in my car today, along with three hedgehogs!

04 4 / 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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10 3 / 2013

edgebug:

hugging people who are shorter than you and resting your chin on their heads ◕‿◕

hugging people who are your height and resting your chins on each other’s shoulders (◕‿◕✿)

hugging people who are taller than you and resting your head against their chests (✿◠‿◠)

hugging (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ

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04 2 / 2013

amazing-ally:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.
…and a little dance.

omg. im dying.

amazing-ally:

finalellipsis:

good morning, here’s your newspaper.

…and a little dance.

omg. im dying.

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